“F**k you Mark Sanford” - Stephen Colbert
No irony here…
Piers Morgan invites ‘Machine Gun Preacher’ star to White House Correspondents Dinner
We see some great things here at the White House every day, and sharing that stuff with you is one of the best parts of our jobs. That’s why we’re launching a Tumblr. We’ll post things like the best quotes from President Obama, or video of young scientists visiting the White House for the science…
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Ahhh this was fantastic. As a vegetarian, my diet is not Ron Swanson-approved, but I am 100% with him on skim milk. I seriously believe it’s the milk companies just watering down their product to save money. Whole milk or go home.
(Source: lea-michele)
“Secretary Kerry will be the first to admit that in some ways he can never fill Hillary’s heels,” - Susan Rice
“As I look at all these young women that I am privileged to work with, or know through Chelsea, and its hard to imagine turning the clock on them. But in places around America, large and small, the clock is turning back.” - Hillary Clinton
“Any organization that is operating in the state of Texas outside the bounds of our laws are going to be put on notice that we’re going to hunt you down and we are going to punish you.”- Texas Governor Rick Perry
“Perhaps my words were a bit harsh at the onset, but calling someone a ‘Motherfu%ker’ is far different than wishing them to die.” - Jim Carrey